The Worst Great-grandnephew

The Worst Great-grandnephew is the 23rd episode in Terrance's Terrible Family.

Next episode: Terrance against Cassandra

Synopsis:
Theodore witnesses Hans planning to take over Arendelle and plans to stop him.

Character Appearances:

 * Terrance
 * Theodore
 * Hans
 * King Henson
 * Caleb
 * Rudi
 * Runo
 * Lars
 * Franz
 * Jurgen
 * Jason
 * Luke
 * Hank
 * Louis
 * Harry
 * Carson

Transcript:
In the Southern Isles, Hans and his family were preparing for a royal feast.

Henson: And the only person missing is… Your great uncle Theodore. Where is he?

Theodore flashed in.

Theodore: I’m here!

Henson: Hans. Go to the store up in the mountains of Arendelle to get a gift for Theodore.

Hans: Come on! Why me? Why can’t Caleb?

Caleb: I’m supposed to be meeting my wife for dinner after this and I have to be in one piece.

Hans looked at Rudi and Runo.

Hans: What about you?

Rudi: No way. Isn’t that right, Runo?

Runo: Right, Rudi!

Lars: Let’s face it. We all have our own plans.

Franz: It’s not in our best interest.

Hans: Fine! But you can just forget about me giving YOU a happy birthday next week, Jurgen!

Jurgen: Fine! You wouldn’t even remember anyways!

Jason: You’re just worthless.

Luke: You’ll never be a true man ever, Hans.

Hans: I can’t take this anymore!

Hans ran out in tears.

Theodore: Weren’t you a little too harsh on him?

Hank: We weren’t harsh enough. Right boys?

Louis: If only you’d understand. You don’t know how simplistic Hans is.

Harry: It’s like he doesn’t even try anymore.

Carson: He never cares about US anyways.

Henson: You should just sit and relax, Theodore.

Theodore: I don’t think so! I always come to this place to see you all arguing. Well, no more! I’m out!

Theodore flashed out.

Runo: Well, that could’ve gone a lot better.

Rudi: Shut up, Runo…

~ ~ ~

Hans was headed back home from the store in Arendelle’s mountains.

Terrance flashed in and went up to Hans.

Terrance: Hans?

Hans: Who are you?

Terrance: Your great uncle… in law… Terrance!

Hans: I chose to suppress my memories of you. Dad says you’ve always caused trouble for us Westergards!

Terrance: Does your dad also say how worthless you are?

Hans: How’d you know that?

Terrance: Cause I’m you. I’m you exactly.

Hans: If you’re me, then you should know what it’s like to always be belittled.

Terrance: Your great uncle is the true source of all my pain. As well as my father.

Hans: Yeah, well, you’re not the youngest of 13 brothers and always picked last in everything.

Terrance: I tell you what. You forget your brothers… and do something they haven’t done before.

Hans: Like what?

Terrance: Well, you could RULE Arendelle and take the throne if you so desire!

Hans: You’re RIGHT! I don’t need them!

Terrance: Now ta! I have a date to crash with Callie and Tyler A in 2050!

Terrance flashed out.

Hans: Rule Arendelle, he says? Well, I’ll do it! They’ve messed with me for the last time!

~ ~ ~

In the town square of the Southern Isles, Theodore went up to Hans.

Theodore: Hans, may we have a word?

Hans: What? I’m busy.

Theodore: I saw you talking to my brother. Terrance. What did he say to you?

Hans: Not much. But he knows what it’s like to be unloved.

Theodore: Yeah. Right.

Hans: Also, I’m taking over Arendelle.

Theodore: WHAT?!

Hans: Relax. I have just the plan. Next week is Princess Elsa’s coronation. She’s due to be queen. If I manipulate her into marrying me, I have the throne.

Theodore: What is WRONG with you?! You’re not the Hans I know.

Hans: You’re right! I’m done being a pushover! My brothers and father shall now tremble at the name of Hans Westergard! People will fear me, too! Now, see ya. I have a kingdom to take over!

Hans left.

Theodore: What is happening to the royal family?!

~ ~ ~

Theodore caught up to Terrance, who was eating sushi at the Southern Isles diner.

Theodore: Terrance! Can we have a word?

Terrance: Yes, dear brother?

Theodore: What did you tell Hans?

Terrance: Well, I just told him the truth. We’re a lot alike, Theodore. You should know. You’ve picked on me all my life! You and dad both!

Theodore: But… but… This isn’t even about me! Hans is planning to take over Arendelle!

Terrance: HE IS?! So that little runt finally decided to take my advice!

Theodore: Arendelle could be in danger. Princess Elsa could be in danger. And you don’t even care!

Terrance: That’s right. I don’t care. Hans is destined for greatness. Unlike you. You’ve made my life miserable. And Hans’ stupid brothers made his life miserable. So, I decided it’s best I show Hans my ways.

Theodore: Your ways are what killed Hanna! I was going to give her an immortal life, until YOU ruined it!

Terrance: Big deal! Hanna was never your type anyways.

Theodore: Just please! Leave me alone! And leave the Westergards alone, too. They don’t want you!

Terrance: Fine!

Terrance flashed out.

Theodore: Now to warn Hans’ father and brothers. Maybe they can stop him…

Theodore flashed out.

Hans overheard everything and scowled.

Hans: My own great uncle… turning against me? Well, not for long.

~ ~ ~

Theodore flashed into the castle and looked worried.

The rest of the Westergards were eating their feast.

Theodore: We need to have a talk… NOW!

Henson: I thought you were chasing after Hans.

Theodore: This is about Hans! He’s planning on taking over Arendelle! We need to stop him before he makes a big mistake!

Caleb: Hans? Take over Arendelle? Yeah right.

Rudi: He doesn’t have the brains.

Runo: Or the guts.

Lars: Let’s face it. He’s no one.

Theodore: I’m serious. You all need to snap him out of it.

Franz: Or maybe you just need to leave.

Jurgen: You aren’t wanted anymore, Theodore.

Theodore: That’s great uncle Theodore to you.

Jurgen: Not anymore. We demote you and kick you out of this family.

Jason: Besides, if Hans were REALLY going to take over Arendelle, he would’ve told us.

Luke: You don’t even belong to this family anyways.

Hank: You only married into the family. Great aunt Hanna and you gave birth to our mother.

Louis: Who died of some freak accident!

Theodore: No freak accident. It was Terrance.

Harry: Dad! You told us she died in a shipwreck!

Henson: Caused by Terrance. I didn’t tell you?

Carson: Whatever. Hans is not taking over Arendelle.

Caleb: He couldn’t.

Theodore: But he is! He is and you all need to stall him so he doesn’t succeed in his goals!

Hans overheard everything and went in angrily.

Hans: I KNEW it! Great uncle Theodore, you’re kicked out of this family!

Theodore: What is with you guys and kicking me out of your family? I’m your great uncle whether you like it or not!

Hans: You betrayed me for the last time. Well… You can just say hello to this!

Hans held up a sharp sword and lunged it towards Theodore.

Theodore: Well. I’m out.

Theodore flashed out.

Henson: We’re out too.

Caleb: Take over Arendelle. Go ahead. I know you can’t do it.

Hans pointed his sword at his brothers.

Carson: We’re out of here! Hans is crazy!

Hans’ brothers and father left.

Hans: Oh yeah! You better watch out, world. Cause I’ll rule!

Hans laughed evilly.